Click To Help Ursula!
You Poor Unfortunate Soul, this "Terrifying Pretzel Men,"
has been found to need Ursula’s Touch.
It MUST be rewritten, see the light, and make a switch!!
So says Ursula:
the true queen of Atlantica.

Click To Help the Magic Mirror!
Who is the Fairest One of All? Certainly not Terrifying Pretzel Men!, this "Terrifying Pretzel Men,"
needs more pictures.

So says the Sprite of the Magic Mirror:
the smartest one of all.

The Terrifying Pretzel Men are Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy's henchmen. They were only seen in A Pig's Story. 

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Click To Help Maleficent
"Listen well, all of you!", "Terrifying Pretzel Men,"
is nothing more than an insignificant stub.

It is in desperate need of more content.
So says Maleficent:
the Mistress of All Evil.