Let's Talk About Me is a song sung by Tex Richman in The Muppets.

Lyrics

Kermit: [speaking] We humbly ask that you give us back our studio.

Tex Richman: [speaking] Hmm. Well,Mr. the Frog let me see

[Singing] I'm Tex Richman, Mr. Texas Tea people call me "Rich" cause I got mo' money

I got more chedder then some super size nachoes

Got cash flow like Robert has De Niros

I use more greens than Vincent Van Gough

I make the baker bake my bread outta dough

No,no don't eat it though it'll make you ill

There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill

Girls: [singing] He's Tex Richman

Tex: Oh,yeah

Girls: Everybody listen

Tex: Here we go now

Girls: Just how great it is to be him

Tex: Oh it's great to be me,yeah

Girls: He's the greatest

Tex: I'm the greatest

Girls: You're the lamest

Tex: Woo hoo hoo

Girls: Muppets are a waste of time.Oh can't you see?

Tex: Uh uh uh uh

yeah its funny in a Richman's world


when I use a piece of string I use a string of pearlsif somethings for sale consider it sold

I got so much gold i gold plate my gold

I even got a guy to gold plate my cat

I dont regret much but I do regret that I

f I could start over i'd do it all the same but I wouldn't gold plate little Twinkles again

Girls: He's Tex Richman

Tex: Yoo woo hoo

Girls: Everybody listen just how great it is to be him

Tex: Ooh,it's great to be yeah!

Girls: He's the greatest

Tex: Uh,come on

Girls: You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time oh can't you see?

Tex: Oh,it's great to be me

Flashback Bridge: I recall a heart breaking story about my own 10th birthday party

should have been glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be but the Muppets were there to put on a show they started to dance they were telling there jokes

I didn't laugh I didn't know howthen my friends they all turned around and they laughed at me

they laughed at me I hate you Muppets so

Girls: He's Tex Richman

Tex: We're back

Girls: Everybody listen

Tex: Come on y'all

Girls: Just how great it is to be him

Tex: It isn't easy having this much green,yeah

Girls: He's the greatest

Tex: Hey,sing it again

Girls: You're the lamest

Tex: Oh,it never gets old

Girls: Muppets are a waste of time oh can't you see

Tex: Little Muppets time to give up your dream

Tex: [speaking] The answer is no.

Kermit: [speaking] Well uh, you could of just said that.

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