|You Poor Unfortunate Soul, this "Lana Thomas,"|
has been found to need Ursula’s Touch.
It MUST be rewritten, see the light, and make a switch!!
So says Ursula:
the true queen of Atlantica.
Lana Thomas is the main antagonist in The Princess Diaries. She is a bully to Mia. At one point, she and two friends of hers embarrased Mia in front of paparazzi, resulting in photos of the latter in only a towel. Her fate is that Mia smears chocolate ice cream on her cheerleading outfit. She is portrayed by Mandy Moore.