Clueless Morgan is a pirate goat who appeared in Muppet Treasure Island as one of the three secondary antagonists. Along with Bad Polly and Mad Monty, Clueless is one of the principal mutineers, as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, hitting his own allies with his sword and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learnt a valuable lesson when defeated.